Within a showcase on the elevated floor of the Melbourne Cricket Ground rests a electric pink ensemble worn by Robbie Williams. The concert in front of 100,024 spectators was hailed as a major hit.
Perhaps you don't appreciate his music. You might think he is the finest offering to music the world has ever seen. You might take a reasonable stance, admitting that some hits are belting while others are poor.
The central idea is that entertainment can be delivered diversely. Preferences differ. There is no universal formula to produce music or even five-day cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of Test Cricket
Test cricket boasts incomparable variety. One struggles to think of another sport where the playing is so dependent on the environment.
The climate, the hour of play, the red ball – the variables are numerous. Most important is the wicket.
If the long game is art, the strip is the canvas on which the athletes craft their legacy.
A Broken-Down Battle: The Fourth Test
The Boxing Day fixture between the two sides was an abstract version of cricket, the traditional sport taken to pieces and reconstructed in an unusual manner.
It must be stated this is not a justification of the wicket which resulted in a victory and the another sub-three-day finish of the Ashes battle.
Leaving 10mm of grass on the surface, leading to 36 wickets falling in less than two days, is not an even battle between batter and bowler.
A Rich Tapestry: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a lesser event, one that should be footnoted as inauthentic, is incorrect.
Test cricket is a diverse canvas, over two thousand matches and ongoing. Sometimes, like in Melbourne, the ball moves excessively for the fast men. Sometimes, it turns square on a dust bowl. At other venues, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it bounces unevenly.
The close matches are even more exciting owing to the patience made elsewhere.
Adaptation: The Core Skill
Specific conditions are embraced more freely than others.
The debate in Melbourne was that the balance was tipped too far towards the fielding side. That the skilled individuals were unable from showcasing their talents.
The format is about finding solutions – assessing the wicket and responding accordingly. The top two individual innings were made by world-class batters. One line-up was less disciplined than the other, and thus were defeated.
Sheer Celebration: The Fan Perspective
Go and inform the devotees who have experienced years of defeat that this lacked spectacle.
In one section of the ground, a sea of people waved their flags and created an atmosphere, fostering a festive mood in a stronghold of Australian cricket.
There was belief as the fielding side dominated, momentum when players responded, and pure joy when the win was achieved.
Polar Opposites: The Variety of Test Matches
The venue has form with pitch problems. Previously, a match there featured a pitch with all the life of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That contest was a marathon, with limited drama and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that slow Test are polar opposites of the spectrum – one is not more perfect, yet historical weight can be attached to each.
At this stage into the ongoing battle, it is the two-day matches that will live longest in the memory.
"This isn't the death of the format at all," commented a veteran. "Spectators who have been fortunate to see these 48 hours have been experienced some genuine drama. Different entertainment."
Small Victories: A Glimmer of Hope
In the preparation to this Test, the leader addressed the media like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his back.
The squad protected him, reinstating the smile to his persona.
Different players performed with vital performances. These are incremental gains, not nearly enough to ensure long-term futures, but a foundation to develop from.
In the end, this triumph joins other notable performances in meaningless games.
As the crowd slipped away into a glorious Melbourne evening, the squad gathered on the turf to start their own festivities.
Celebrate the win, boys. It's well deserved.